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464 pages, Paperback
First published February 17, 2004
”What did it say about a person when even her dog hated her?”
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'In the space of five months, she'd lost her mother, her father, her best friends, and Frenchman's Bride. She'd been too young to understand how many losses were yet to come'
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He braced his hand on a bookcase. "You need the money so you can keep her at Brookdale. You're not the villain in this piece, are you? You're not the viperous blond bitch-goddess who only cares about herself. You're the poor, unselfish heroine willing to sacrifice all to help the less fortunate.
You've created this alternate persona—this woman who's so tough that she doesn't care what anybody thinks of her. A woman so tough that she's proud to announce all her character defects to the world, except—and make note of this, because here's where your true brilliance lies—those faults you hang out for everyone to see don't have anything to do with who you really are. Applause, applause.”
“You have a wretched track record with husbands."
"You think?"
"Word travels," he drawled. "I believe I heard that husband number one was someone you met in college.”
“Darren Tharp, all-American shortstop. He played for the Braves for a while." She executed a nifty tomahawk chop.
"Impressive." He took a sip from his drink, the tumbler nearly swallowed by his palm, and regarded her over the rim of the glass. "I also heard he left you for another woman. Pity."
"Her name was Samantha. Unlike me, she managed to graduate from college, but it wasn't her degree that attracted Darren. Turns out, she had a natural-born gift for fellatio."
The tumbler came to a stop halfway to his lips.
She gave him her best Southern belle smile, the one that went from here to there without coming anyplace close to sincerity
1. “You were a terrible teacher."
"Abysmal." He nudged aside a piece of cable with the toe of his boot.
"Teachers are supposed to build their students' self-confidence. You called us toads."
"Only to your faces. Behind your backs, it was a bit worse, I'm afraid.”
2. In contrast to her semihooker's attire, he wore dark slacks, a long-sleeved burgundy silk shirt, and an elegant pair of suspenders. What kind of man dressed like that to work at home? As he looked down his imperious nose at her, she knew for sure he'd been trapped in the wrong century.
“Fresh from your morning trot in Hyde Park, m'lord?" She managed a slight curtsy, although it lost some of its effectiveness, since she was behind the counter, and he couldn't see her knees bend
3. “Perhaps now is the time to tell you that I have a weakness for agreeable women."
"Well, that sure does leave me out."
"Exactly. With agreeable women, I'm unendingly considerate. Gallant even."
"But with tarts like me, the gloves are off, is that it?"
"I wouldn't exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.”
4. She shot around the end of the counter and stuck her head through the archway. "You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?"
His chuckle drifted back to her, low and diabolical. "The Cinderella story in reverse. I only wish there were ashes in the fireplace so I could order you to sweep them out.”
5. The phone call came at three o'clock on Saturday afternoon, an hour before the bookstore closed. "Gemima's Books," Sugar Beth said.
"If you want to see your dog alive again, be at Rowan Oak at five o'clock. And come alone."
"Rowan Oak?"
"If you call the police, the dog's . . . dog meat."
"I dumped you!"
But he'd already hung up
6. “You manipulating bastard!" Everything spilled out, all her anger and frustration. She yelled and cursed until she was hoarse, but when she finally wound down, he only said, "Now, now, my love," which wound her up all over again.
"I'm not your love! I'm not your anything! You deserted me, you limey prick, and I'll never forgive you. But I'm glad you left because now I don't ever have to look at your ugly face again. And guess what? When I told you I loved you, it was a big joke, do you hear me? All this time I've been laughing at you behind your back. I don't love you! The whole thing was a big fat joke!"
"I'm sorry to hear that," he replied, not missing a beat. "But since I love you enough for both of us, I'm not too concerned. It's embarrassing, really, how much I miss you."
That calmed her down a little
7. “Don't you dare hang up! Are you telling me that you're not coming back unless I agree to marry you?"
"Of course not. That would give you far too much wiggle room. What I'm telling you is that I won't come back until you're standing inside the church, at the altar, with all our friends there as witnesses.”
“That's ridiculous!" She kicked a magazine out of her way. "This isn't one of your books, Colin. This is real life. People don't do things like this."
"But then we're not ordinary people, are we?"
8. She'd started to hyperventilate and sank down on the chair. "Use your head. Neither of us can afford another mistake. We have to be sure we're completely comfortable with each other."
"I was sure a long time ago. I'm very much in love with you."
She gripped the phone tighter. "Come home, Colin. Now."
"And put myself at your mercy again? I'm hardly that foolish."
"Then how are we going to settle this?"
"Inside a church in front of a minister. Take it or leave it."
She jumped back up. "I'm leaving it!"
She heard a bored sigh. "Fortunately for you, I'm prepared to be patient for another day or so, which, more than anything else, bears testimony to the depth of my feelings for you.”
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