Introduction This One's for You!		1	(6)
Chapter 1 Essential Examples of a Pinhead and a Patriot		7	(10)
Courage in the Face of Adversity		8	(3)
The Cowardly Lion		11	(6)
Chapter 2 Barack Hussein Obama---Who Exactly Is This Guy?		17	(38)
Borderline Pinheads		21	(3)
When Everything Started to Tank		24	(4)
The Peace Surprize		28	(4)
The Great Ratings War		32	(7)
Major Gaffe		39	(3)
Trial and Error		42	(4)
Fire and Ice		46	(2)
A Warmer Climate		48	(2)
Merry Christmas, Mr. President		50	(3)
Fourth-Quarter Grades		53	(2)
Chapter 3 To Your Health		55	(10)
Clean Bill of Health?		57	(2)
Deal or No Deal		59	(1)
Rushing to Conclusions		60	(5)
Chapter 4 Your Place in a Changing America		65	(28)
Rich Man, Poor Man		66	(1)
To Hell in a Handbasket?		67	(2)
The Man in the Middle		69	(1)
Some Honey with That Tea?		70	(1)
The Tech Offensive		71	(13)
The Way We Were		77	(2)
Forty Years and Twenty-Eight Days Later		79	(2)
Age-Old Wisdom		81	(3)
Jelly Beans, Peanuts, and Humble Pie		84	(9)
Chapter 5 The Boston Massacre		93	(8)
Medic Alert		95	(1)
A Safe Assumption		96	(2)
What's Mine Is Yours		98	(3)
Chapter 6 The Audacity of Dopes: Colossal Pinheads in Our Midst		101	(14)
Newsworthy CEOs?		102	(3)
Epidemic Nonsense		105	(2)
Legally Blind		107	(3)
Hume-and-Kindness Haters		110	(5)
Chapter 7 It's All About Me		115	(12)
The Confidence Factor		116	(2)
Taking the Patriot Challenge		118	(1)
The Power of Blunt Commentary		119	(8)
Chapter 8 Loathing Obama		127	(6)
Below-Average Marx on the Socialism Test		128	(5)
Chapter 9 All-Time Favorite P&Ps		133	(50)
Chapter 10 The Last Word		183	(58)
Senator Obama's September 2008 Interview on The O'Reilly Factor Complete, Unabridged, and Annotated Transcript		185	(56)
Afterthoughts It's All About You		241	(2)
Credits and Permissions		243	(4)
Index		247