Becoming Baba Booey: The Cure for What Ails Me, 1997 3(8)
Chapter 1 War Heroes, Psych Wards, Mental Breakdowns...and My Mom 11(10)
Chapter 2 Blind Rages and Bedwetting 21(6)
Chapter 3 Throwing Shoes, Swinging Shrubs, and the Shock of My Life 27(8)
Chapter 4 My Hippie Brother, My Gay Brother, and Me 35(15)
Chapter 5 Casey Kasem, Countdowns, and Columbia House 50(11)
Greatest Radio Singles of the '70's
60(1)
Becoming Baba Booey: A Day That Will Live in Infamy, 1990 61(9)
Greatest All-Time Baba Booey Shout-Outs
68(2)
Chapter 6 There Is Such a Thing as Being Overprotective 70(14)
Becoming Baba Booey: My Caps, 1988 84(5)
Chapter 7 The Mott Street Gambler Goes Broke 89(9)
Chapter 8 These Are My Guys 98(8)
Becoming Baba Booey: The Nancy Chronicles, 1984-88 106(7)
Chapter 9 Conspiracies, Roy Rogers, Tampons, and Finding My Calling 113(11)
Chapter 10 The Coolest Radio Station Ever and Sticking It to Rick Cerone (Go Mets!) 124(9)
Baba Booey's Top 7 Concerts
131(2)
Chapter 11 I Own Nassau Coliseum 133(8)
Chapter 12 Champale and Intimate Companions 141(3)
Becoming Baba Booey: My Brother Steven, 1991 144(15)
Chapter 13 My Fellow Music Nerds 159(9)
Record World Playlist, Circa 1982-83
166(2)
Chapter 14 I Am a Clemo Winner, Dammit! 168(3)
Becoming Baba Booey: The Videotape, 1988/1999 171(12)
Chapter 15 Fridays and Sally Foo 183(8)
Greatest Bad Storytelling Songs of The '70's
190(1)
Chapter 16 The Birthday Pact 191(6)
Becoming Baba Booey: Marrying Mary, 1992 197(10)
Chapter 17 Roz Makes WNBC Feel Just Like Home 207(6)
Chapter 18 Piloting the "N" Car 213(7)
Gary's Reverse Bucket List
219(1)
Chapter 19 Dial-a-Date Is a Serious Turn-on 220(7)
Chapter 20 Boy Gary, Tassels, and a Snow Bunny 227(8)
Becoming Baba Booey: The Pitch, 2009 235(14)
Chapter 21 6:54:30...The Long Walk Back to Howard's Office 249(5)
Chapter 22 Things Were Better When They Were Bad 254(23)
Rejected Book Titles
270(1)
Baba Booey's Desert Island Discs
271(1)
Baba Booey's Must-Have Jukebox Songs
272(1)
Stump The Booey: The Home Version
273(4)
Acknowledgments, Part 1 277(2)
Acknowledgments, Part 2 279