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Tucker Goes to Campout, Owns Duke Nerds |
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24 | (21) |
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24 | (2) |
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26 | (4) |
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The Shittiest Hookup Ever |
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30 | (3) |
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Tucker and His First MILF |
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33 | (2) |
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35 | (1) |
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36 | (2) |
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38 | (3) |
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41 | (1) |
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42 | (3) |
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The Capitol City Clown Crawl |
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45 | (16) |
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The DC Halloween Party and The Worst Girl I Ever Fucked |
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61 | (36) |
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The Tucker Max Experience |
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97 | (8) |
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The Tucker Max Sexual To-Do List |
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105 | (28) |
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112 | (4) |
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116 | (5) |
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121 | (12) |
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133 | (15) |
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134 | (1) |
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135 | (2) |
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137 | (2) |
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139 | (9) |
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Fucked-Up Pillow Talk, PART 2 |
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148 | (10) |
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158 | (63) |
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The Post-Fame Sex Stories |
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221 | (2) |
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223 | (14) |
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223 | (1) |
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224 | (1) |
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Time Flies When You're Fucking Tatted-up Whores |
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225 | (2) |
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227 | (10) |
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I Want to Cum Get a Load! |
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237 | (16) |
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239 | (3) |
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I'm Not That Type of Girl |
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242 | (3) |
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Nils and the Pepperdine D-Girl |
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245 | (8) |
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The Things I Put Up with For Pussy |
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253 | (21) |
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254 | (5) |
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Why You Don't Fuck USC Girls |
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259 | (9) |
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268 | (6) |
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274 | (7) |
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281 | (17) |
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Don't Fuck with Jack LaLanne |
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283 | (7) |
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290 | (8) |
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298 | (5) |
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303 | (28) |
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305 | (5) |
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Wilfred Brimley's Daughter |
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310 | (5) |
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LA Girls Have Their Own Category |
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315 | (16) |
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331 | (5) |
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336 | (13) |
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349 | (16) |
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The Penn State Lemondrop Girl |
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349 | (8) |
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Texts from Tucker Max's Night |
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357 | (2) |
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359 | (5) |
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364 | (1) |
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Good Game, Great Game, and No Game |
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365 | (14) |
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Prelude to Hilarity Ensues |
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379 | (2) |
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Bonus Section: Other Perspectives From the People Who Were There |
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