Swimming against dolphins -- Rent the runway -- Pen as gun -- Call me Maeve -- Aliens of extraordinary ability -- Five interactions, one man -- Stormy with the calm eyes -- Compliments girl on your kiss -- Summer isn't the same without you -- Are you my husband? -- How funny -- Small talk -- Wildflowers -- Other people's children -- The golden record.
Summary
"An essay collection about life, love, and becoming an American from comedian and podcaster Maeve Higgins"-- Provided by publisher.