Foreplay xi
1 Not-So-Little House on the Prairie
1(18)
Eat Red Meat
2 Hail Mary, Full of Beans
19(16)
Horse Sense > The Bible
3 Der Ubermann/Offermensch
35(18)
How to Be a Man
4 Football Troubador
53(16)
Don't Be an Asshole
5 Walking Beans
69(16)
Work Hard, Work Dirty
6 Carnalisthenics
85(10)
Leviticus Can Blow Me
7 Enter Dionysus
95(24)
Don't Walk Alone
8 Doing Time
119(24)
Be Smart While Getting Stupid
9 Born Again Again
143(16)
The Moustache Makes the Magick
10 Wax On, Wax Off
159(16)
Make a Goddamn Gift
11 Kabuki Farmboy Takes Chicago
175(28)
Carry a Handkerchief
12 Subaru Leavings
203(18)
Discern Your Ass from a Hole in the Ground
13 Resurrection
221(34)
Measure Twice, Cut Once
14 Romantic Love
255(24)
Love Your Woman (A Paean to Megan)
15 Finding Swanson
279(38)
Let Your Freak Flag Fly
16 Nowadays
317(23)
Go Outside
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