Introduction ix
1 Zookeeper
1(22)
Johnny Kansas
2 Pap Smears and Punctuation Marks
23(25)
Stephanie Stehling
3 How to Make a Marriage Work
48(27)
Heather McDonald
4 A Brother's Testimony
75(15)
Roy Handler
5 My Name Is Brad Wollack and I Am Unattractive
90(43)
Brad Wollack
6 Dial Tone, a Chelsea Specialty
133(24)
Amber Mazzola
7 Go Lakers
157(19)
Josh Wolf
8 Sisterly Love
176(21)
Shoshonna Handler
9 Eva Is My Name, Comedy Is My Game
197(29)
Eva Magdalenski
10 Lies and Other Things I Wish Were Lies
226(20)
Amy Meyer
11 Pubescent and Adolescent Mendacity, 1985--1991
246(13)
Glen Handler
12 Standards and Practices
259(16)
13 Raise the Woof
275(16)
Chunk
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