1 The Political Impulse		1	(7)
2 The American Reality		8	(3)
3 Culture, School Shootings, the Audience, and the Elevator		11	(10)
4 Alcatraz		21	(8)
5 Lost Horizon		29	(5)
6 The Music Man		34	(4)
7 Choice		38	(12)
8 The Red Sea		50	(3)
9 Chicago		53	(5)
10 Milton Friedman Explained		58	(4)
11 What Is "Diversity"?		62	(3)
12 The Monty Hall Problem and the Contractor		65	(6)
13 Maxwell Street		71	(3)
14 R100		74	(6)
15 The Intelligent Person's Guide to Socialism and Anti-Semitism		80	(4)
16 The Victim		84	(4)
17 Puritans		88	(3)
18 The Noble Savage		91	(5)
19 Adventure Slumming		96	(4)
20 Cabinet Spiritualism and the Car Czar		100	(4)
21 Rumpelstiltskin		104	(7)
22 My Father, Al Sharpton, and the Designated Criminal		111	(5)
23 Greed		116	(7)
24 Arrested Development		123	(6)
25 Oakton Manor and Camp Kawaga		129	(5)
26 Feminism		134	(12)
27 The Ashkenazis		146	(10)
28 Some Personal History		156	(8)
29 The Family		164	(3)
30 Naturally Evolved Institutions		167	(5)
31 Breatharian		172	(5)
32 The Street Sweeper and the Surgeon, or Marxism Examined		177	(13)
33 Self-Evident Truth		190	(6)
34 Hope and Change		196	(6)
35 The Small Refrigerator		202	(4)
36 Bumper Stickers		206	(4)
37 Late Revelations		210	(6)
38 Who Does One Think He Is?		216	(5)
39 The Secret Knowledge		221	(4)
Acknowledgments		225	(2)
Bibliography		227	(6)
Index		233