Part One: The League
1 It Starts With A League, Or Everyone Remembers Their First Time
3(14)
Time-Out: Lessons Of The Fat Dogs
14(3)
2 Great Rules And Traditions, Or Every Team Has To Be Named After A Weird Kid From High School
17(14)
Part Two: Draft Day
3 Drafting In Strange Places, Or "Turns Out, A Cheat Sheet Taped Inside My Beak Was Not Ideal"
31(16)
Time-Out: Picking The Draft Order
43(4)
4 Drafting By Any Means Necessary, Or "They Have Free Wi-Fi At The Krispy Kreme!"
47(12)
Part Three: The Season Starts
5 The Questionable Ways People Try To Win, Or "So I Invited Ricky's Ex-Wife To Join The League..."
59(19)
Time-Out: Texts From Last Night
71(7)
6 Fallout From Cheating, Or "Uh, Mom ... Can You Bail Me Out Of Jail? I, Uh, Sorta Beat Up Dad..."
78(11)
Part Four: Trades
7 Crazy Things People Have Traded, Or "I Said I'd Take Stafford And Hernandez For Finley And Dibs On Amy"
89(16)
Time-Out: Trade Advice From My Late, Great Uncle Lester
98(7)
8 Not All Trades Go Smoothly, Or "We Created A Second Hakeem"
105(14)
Part Five: Becoming Obsessed
9 Going Above And Beyond To Play, Or "This Is Our Third Kid. I Only Have One Title."
119(14)
Time-Out: Different Kinds Of Fantasy
129(4)
10 Innocent People Get Sucked Into Fantasy Madness, Or "How The #!&$ Did You Get My Number?"
133(18)
Part Six: The Midseason Reflection
11 When Death Impacts Fantasy, Or "This Little Society That We Construct In The Ether Has Real-World Implications And I Am Grateful For It"
151(16)
Time-Out: The Best Fantasy Team Names
161(6)
12 Fantasy Sports Saves Lives, Or "I Used To Think He'd Be Dead By 50. Now I Think He'll Outlive Us All."
167(16)
Part Seven: The Stretch Runtime To Get To Work
13 The Challenges Of Playing Fantasy At Work, Or "I Should Have Fired Him By Week Four"
183(16)
Time-Out: Don't Be That Guy
195(4)
14 The Benefits Of Fantasy In The Workplace, Or "No One Seems To Realize That Adrian Peterson Isn't A Parishioner"
199(18)
Part Eight: The Playoffs
15 The Five Biggest, Craziest, Most Game-Changing Plays In Fantasy Football History, Or "That Knee Cost Me $600,000"
217
Time-Out: The Best Individual Days In Fantasy Football History
229