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3 | (3) |
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6 | (3) |
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9 | (5) |
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14 | (3) |
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17 | (3) |
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20 | (6) |
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26 | (1) |
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27 | (3) |
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30 | (7) |
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37 | (2) |
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39 | (3) |
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42 | (4) |
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46 | (3) |
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49 | (20) |
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69 | (5) |
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74 | (4) |
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78 | (4) |
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Palindromes for Specific Occasions |
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82 | (5) |
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87 | (6) |
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Optimist, Pessimist, Contortionist |
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93 | (2) |
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95 | (4) |
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99 | (5) |
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104 | (3) |
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Honors & Awards (for Which I Would Qualify) |
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107 | (2) |
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109 | (3) |
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112 | (3) |
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115 | (2) |
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117 | (20) |
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137 | (3) |
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140 | (2) |
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A Christmas Carol (the Deleted Scene) |
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142 | (3) |
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145 | (4) |
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Fruit Vendor (Diary Excerpts) |
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149 | (5) |
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154 | (3) |
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A Cappella Group Freak Accidents |
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157 | (3) |
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160 | (4) |
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164 | (4) |
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168 | (16) |
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184 | (3) |
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187 | (3) |
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Epigrams, Fragments & Light Verse |
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190 | (6) |
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196 | (3) |
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199 | (20) |
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219 | (3) |
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Human Cannonball Occupational Hazards |
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222 | (2) |
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224 | (4) |
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228 | (5) |
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233 | (1) |
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233 | (3) |
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236 | (9) |
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Confessions of a White Guy with Dreadlocks |
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245 | (2) |
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247 | (3) |
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250 | (3) |
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Results of Your Personality Test |
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253 | (3) |
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256 | (2) |
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Excerpts from My Often-True Autobiography |
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258 | (5) |
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263 | (3) |
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