Introduction		ix
1 Zookeeper		1	(22)
Johnny Kansas
2 Pap Smears and Punctuation Marks		23	(25)
Stephanie Stehling
3 How to Make a Marriage Work		48	(27)
Heather McDonald
4 A Brother's Testimony		75	(15)
Roy Handler
5 My Name Is Brad Wollack and I Am Unattractive		90	(43)
Brad Wollack
6 Dial Tone, a Chelsea Specialty		133	(24)
Amber Mazzola
7 Go Lakers		157	(19)
Josh Wolf
8 Sisterly Love		176	(21)
Shoshonna Handler
9 Eva Is My Name, Comedy Is My Game		197	(29)
Eva Magdalenski
10 Lies and Other Things I Wish Were Lies		226	(20)
Amy Meyer
11 Pubescent and Adolescent Mendacity, 1985--1991		246	(13)
Glen Handler
12 Standards and Practices		259	(16)
13 Raise the Woof		275	(16)
Chunk
Acknowledgments		291