| Acknowledgments |
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| Introduction: The End of the American Car |
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How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink |
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How to Drive Fast When the Drugs Are Mostly Lipitor, the Wing-Wang Needs More Squeezing Than It Used to Before It Gets the Idea, and Spilling Your Drink Is No Problem If You Keep the Sippy Cups from When Your Kids Were Toddlers and Leave the Baby Seat in the Back Seat so that When You Get Pulled Over You Look Like a Perfectly Innocent Grandparent |
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Sgt. Dynaflo's Last Patrol |
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27 | (22) |
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NASCAR Was Discovered By Me |
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49 | (10) |
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The Rolling Organ Donors Motorcycle Club |
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59 | (18) |
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``Come On Over to My House---We're Gonna Jump Off the Roof!'' |
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77 | (24) |
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A Test of Men and Machines That We Flunked |
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101 | (8) |
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109 | (22) |
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131 | (14) |
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Keep Your Eyes Off the Road |
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145 | (16) |
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Comparative Jeepology 101 |
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161 | (14) |
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Taking My Baby for a Ride |
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175 | (12) |
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187 | (28) |
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215 | (12) |
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Call for a New National Park |
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227 | (6) |
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A Ride to the Funny Farm in a Special Needs Station Wagon Complete with Booby Hatch |
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233 | (12) |
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245 | (6) |
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The Other End of the American Car |
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