Before we begin / Jon Scieszka -- Best of friends / Mac Barnett -- Will / Adam Rex -- Artemis begins / Eoin Colfer -- Kid appeal / David Lubar -- Your question for author here / Kate DiCamillo & Jon Scieszka -- Fistful of feathers / David Yoo -- Unaccompanied minors / Jeff Kinney -- What? You think you got it rough? / Christopher Paul Curtis -- My parents give my bedroom to a biker / Paul Feig -- The bloody souvenir / Jack Gantos.
Summary
A collection of humorous stories featuring a teenaged mummy, a homicidal turkey, and the world's largest pool of chocolate milk.