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Perfect on Paper

by Sophie Gonzales
Barrie Kreinik
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"Not only is this queer rom-com audiobook PERFECT ON PAPER—it's also perfect on audio...The wonderful writing coupled with [Barrie] Kreinik's execution makes this a spectacular audiobook." — AudioFile Magazine, Earphones Award winner
In Sophie Gonzales' Perfect on Paper, Leah on the Offbeat meets To All the Boys I've Loved Before: a bisexual girl who gives anonymous love advice to her classmates is hired by the hot guy to help him get his ex back
Her advice, spot on. Her love life, way off.

Darcy Phillips:

  • Can give you the solution to any of your relationship woes—for a fee.
  • Uses her power for good. Most of the time.
  • Really cannot stand Alexander Brougham.
  • Has maybe not the best judgement when it comes to her best friend, Brooke...who is in love with someone else.
  • Does not appreciate being blackmailed.
    However, when Brougham catches her in the act of collecting letters from locker 89—out of which she's been running her questionably legal, anonymous relationship advice service—that's exactly what happens. In exchange for keeping her secret, Darcy begrudgingly agrees to become his personal dating coach—at a generous hourly rate, at least. The goal? To help him win his ex-girlfriend back.
    Darcy has a good reason to keep her identity secret. If word gets out that she's behind the locker, some things she's not proud of will come to light, and there's a good chance Brooke will never speak to her again.
    Okay, so all she has to do is help an entitled, bratty, (annoyingly hot) guy win over a girl who's already fallen for him once? What could go wrong?
    A Macmillan Audio production from Wednesday Books
    "Perfectly wonderful." —Becky Albertalli, New York Times–bestselling author of Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

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    Publisher: Macmillan Audio Edition: Unabridged

    OverDrive Listen audiobook

    • ISBN: 9781250805386
    • File size: 258646 KB
    • Release date: March 9, 2021
    • Duration: 08:58:50

    MP3 audiobook

    • ISBN: 9781250805386
    • File size: 258674 KB
    • Release date: March 9, 2021
    • Duration: 08:59:50
    • Number of parts: 8
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    subjects

    Romance Humor (Fiction) Young Adult Fiction LGBTQIA+ (Fiction)

    Languages

    English

    "Not only is this queer rom-com audiobook PERFECT ON PAPER—it's also perfect on audio...The wonderful writing coupled with [Barrie] Kreinik's execution makes this a spectacular audiobook." — AudioFile Magazine, Earphones Award winner
    In Sophie Gonzales' Perfect on Paper, Leah on the Offbeat meets To All the Boys I've Loved Before: a bisexual girl who gives anonymous love advice to her classmates is hired by the hot guy to help him get his ex back
    Her advice, spot on. Her love life, way off.

    Darcy Phillips:

  • Can give you the solution to any of your relationship woes—for a fee.
  • Uses her power for good. Most of the time.
  • Really cannot stand Alexander Brougham.
  • Has maybe not the best judgement when it comes to her best friend, Brooke...who is in love with someone else.
  • Does not appreciate being blackmailed.
    However, when Brougham catches her in the act of collecting letters from locker 89—out of which she's been running her questionably legal, anonymous relationship advice service—that's exactly what happens. In exchange for keeping her secret, Darcy begrudgingly agrees to become his personal dating coach—at a generous hourly rate, at least. The goal? To help him win his ex-girlfriend back.
    Darcy has a good reason to keep her identity secret. If word gets out that she's behind the locker, some things she's not proud of will come to light, and there's a good chance Brooke will never speak to her again.
    Okay, so all she has to do is help an entitled, bratty, (annoyingly hot) guy win over a girl who's already fallen for him once? What could go wrong?
    A Macmillan Audio production from Wednesday Books
    "Perfectly wonderful." —Becky Albertalli, New York Times–bestselling author of Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda

    • Expand title description text
    Romance Humor (Fiction) Young Adult Fiction LGBTQIA+ (Fiction)