Author's Note		ix
Dentists Without Borders		3	(8)
Attaboy		11	(10)
Think Differ enter		21	(6)
Memory Laps		27	(16)
A Friend in the Ghetto		43	(14)
Loggerheads		57	(16)
If I Ruled the World		73	(4)
Easy, Tiger		77	(10)
Laugh, Kookaburra		87	(14)
Standing Still		101	(16)
Just a Quick E-mail		117	(6)
A Guy Walks into a Bar Car		123	(16)
Author, Author		139	(10)
Obama!!!!!		149	(8)
Standing By		157	(10)
I Break for Traditional Marriage		167	(8)
Understanding Understanding Owls		175	(14)
#2 to Go		189	(12)
Health-Care Freedoms and Why I Want My Country Back		201	(4)
Now Hiring Friendly People		205	(6)
Rubbish		211	(14)
Day In, Day Out		225	(14)
Mind the Gap		239	(6)
A Cold Case		245	(14)
The Happy Place		259	(14)
Dog Days		273