Prologue: Born and "Corn" Bred		1	(4)
Chapter One Rice `n' Beans		5	(14)
Chapter Two Fried Bologna		19	(12)
Chapter Three Fried Catfish		31	(12)
Chapter Four Free Lunch		43	(12)
Chapter Five Toast `n' Pizza		55	(18)
Chapter Six Roadkill		73	(8)
Chapter Seven Omelets		81	(14)
Chapter Eight Chicken Strips		95	(12)
Chapter Nine Duck Gumbo		107	(16)
Chapter Ten Frog Legs		123	(20)
Chapter Eleven Chicken Feet		143	(16)
Chapter Twelve Fast Food		159	(16)
Chapter Thirteen Fried Burgers		175	(18)
Chapter Fourteen Dumplings, Hot Water, Cornbread, and Fried Squirrels		193	(14)
Chapter Fifteen Duck Wraps		207	(20)
Chapter Sixteen Back Straps		227	(20)
Chapter Seventeen Duck and Dressing		247	(14)
Acknowledgments		261