'The modern world is too much for me. I feel like I'm George of the Jungle.' —Greta
'At the moment, for personal reasons, I don't like reading things about people being in love with each other.' —Valdin
Valdin is still in love with his ex-boyfriend Xabi, who used to drive around Auckland in a ute but now drives around Buenos Aires in one. Greta is in love with her fellow English tutor Holly, who doesn't know how to pronounce Greta's...