Acknowledgments xi
Introduction xiii
Part I
When You Don't Know What You Want to Do
1(14)
Don't Psych Yourself Out
2(1)
Goals that Aren't Cheesy
3(2)
Replacing Burnout with Creative Pursuits
5(1)
How to Brainstorm
6(3)
Exhaust Yourself with Research
9(2)
Steer Clear of Grad-School Escapism
11(4)
When You Don't Like What You Do but You're Too Old to Start at the Bottom---Again
15(12)
Making Transitions
16(2)
Re-establishing Happiness at Your Current Job
18(1)
Try Something on the Side
19(1)
Now Might Be a Good Time for That Much-Needed Sabbatical
20(2)
Basic Schmoozing
22(3)
Learn Something New (On Deadline)
25(2)
How to Survive Being an Assistant
27(8)
Offer Yourself Up to the Big Cheese
28(1)
Befriend Other Underlings
29(1)
Choose the Right Boss
30(1)
Work Your Rolodex
31(2)
Try to Be Grateful
33(2)
When You Love Your Job but Can't Afford to Live on Your Salary
35(6)
Debt Is a Four-Letter Word
36(2)
The Inevitable Second Job
38(1)
Your Personal Budget Cuts
38(1)
The Banal Money-Managing Section
39(1)
Extreme Thrifting
40(1)
Part II
The Aspiring Designer
41(22)
Heatherette on Becoming a Sensation Without a Traditional Design Background
44(5)
Jessica Naddaff on How to Be Your Own Publicist
49(5)
Melissa Joy Manning on Being Discouraged
54(5)
Elizabeth Bell on How to Get Department Store Buyers to Come to Your Shows
59(4)
The Aspiring Director
63(20)
Jesse Peretz On What's Better Than Networking
66(4)
Jenny Gersten on How to Become Known
70(5)
Ken Chu on How to Write a Winning Grant Proposal
75(8)
The Aspiring Gamer
83(16)
Chris Kaye on Why Now Is a Good Time to Establish a Niche
88(3)
Ed Byrne on What Videogame Companies Are Looking For and How to Get Your Foot in Their Door
91(4)
Enid Burns on Modders
95(4)
The Aspiring Political Operative
99(18)
Jeff Shesol on Becoming a Presidential Speechwriter
104(7)
Harold Ickes on How to Stave Off Burnout
111(3)
Jason West on How to Win Elections
114(3)
The Aspiring Comedian
117(14)
Eric Drysdale on How to Become a Better Standup Comedian
120(3)
Ryan Cotton How to Get a Booking Agent's Attention
123(1)
Marisa Ross on Why a Casting Director Is Your Friend
124(7)
The Aspiring DJ
131(12)
Ben Harvey on the Radio
132(3)
DJAM (aka Adam Goldstein) on the Scene
135(5)
Jo Maeder on Voiceover Work
140(3)
The Aspiring Rock Star
143(10)
Adam Schlesinger on How to Know if You're Any Good
145(3)
Chris Conley on Life on the Tour Bus
148(4)
Mary Wood on the Unexpected Road to Jingle Writing
152(1)
The Aspiring Entrepreneur
153(16)
Sheila McCann on Transitioning and Choosing the Right Business to Open
157(4)
Todd Woloson on the Importance of Consumer Marketing
161(4)
Mindy Weiss on How to Become an Event Planner
165(4)
The Aspiring Chef
169(16)
Jean-Georges Vongerichten on Creating Cravings
171(3)
Dorothy Cann Hamilton on How to Choose a Cooking School
174(5)
Hannah Sweets on Starting at the Bottom
179(6)
The Aspiring Writer and Editor
185(18)
Laurel Touby on How to Be a Freelance Writer
189(6)
Jonathan Ames on Becoming a Novelist
195(3)
Simon Foster on Writing That Actually Pays Money
198(5)
What to Do Now, aka the Final Pep Talk
203